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Jeremy rents a bike at the beach
Jeremy sucked in his gut as he walked into the bike shop. He was going to rent a bike in order to scope out the beautiful women roller-blading down the Strand. Maybe he would meet one. “Hi, how much...
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The heart-shaped island of love and death
“How much for the car?” asked the potential customer. They had just spoken on the phone and Ken repeated the answer now that they were standing in front of his Ferrari. “$450,000. It’s worth $600,000...
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Sandra broke up with me when we were playing Scrabble and I insisted...
Sandra broke up with me when we were playing Scrabble and I insisted Endomorphistan was a country for chubby people like me.
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Fernanda broke up with me because she said my dancing looked like this
Fernanda broke up with me because she said my dancing looked like a disoriented dragon getting tangled in a maypole woven from dreams and stardust, while a troupe of time-traveling tarantulas...
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Liane dumped me when she found out I used to own a board game cafe
Liane dumped me when she found out I used to own a board game cafe.
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Idara broke up with me when I told her I used to be an engineer on a...
Idara broke up with me when I told her I used to be an engineer on a miniature railroad at a zoo.
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Do you think the coffee here is too strong for you?
Do you think the coffee here is too strong for you?
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Corinne dumped me when she found out my cat’s name was C++ and my dog’s was Java
Corinne dumped me when she found out my cat’s name was C++ and my dog‘s was Java.
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Places you absolutely should never take a first date
Maybe you saw the viral story about a young woman who wouldn’t get out of the car when they arrived at the restaurant on a first date because the guy took her to Cheesecake Factory.Later some ladies...
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Corina dumped me when I confessed I’m the secret author of ‘The Encyclopedia...
Corina dumped me when I confessed I’m the secret author of ‘The Encyclopedia of Vintage Doorknobs’ – she said she had to find someone less intensely fascinating.
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